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Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
New Discovery of Deep Sea 'Spiders' Is Unlike Anything We've Seen Before - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
PCIe 7.0 is coming, but not soon, and not for you - The Verge
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Join Our next Developer Update Livestream — Diablo IV - Blizzard News
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Fuga eaque dolorum deserunt omnis velit.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post
share office space ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?